Sunday, January 14, 2007

Anti Hard-On

What's the opposite of a hard-on? Easy-Off. I spent an hour today trying to clean my stove and microwave with Easy-Off BAM Universal Degreaser. I must say that the supposedly powerful, foamy white spray isn't very sticky and doesn't penetrate well. The whole experience left me flaccid.


Wintercrow said...

It doesn't even take old paint off of miniatures!

Knight of Nothing said...

Well, c'mon! I didn't expect it to do THAT! There isn't anything in the world that can do that, is there?!?