Sunday, January 14, 2007

Anti Hard-On

What's the opposite of a hard-on? Easy-Off. I spent an hour today trying to clean my stove and microwave with Easy-Off BAM Universal Degreaser. I must say that the supposedly powerful, foamy white spray isn't very sticky and doesn't penetrate well. The whole experience left me flaccid.

2 comments:

Wintercrow said...

It doesn't even take old paint off of miniatures!

Knight of Nothing said...

Well, c'mon! I didn't expect it to do THAT! There isn't anything in the world that can do that, is there?!?