Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Damn Bird...

Yesterday evening as I was walking my dogs a bird shit on me. A direct hit! Little fucker. Never in my nearly thirty-nine years can I recall that ever happening before. It left a big ol' bird turd right on my jacket and my arm. The experience brought to mind a classic childhood verse...
Birdie birdie in the sky
Dropped some whitewash in my eye
I'm a big boy I don't cry
Gee I'm glad that cows don't fly

2 comments:

Amanda said...

That sucks. Spring is officially here. Bird shit is far better than cow shit. Have I ever told you about my preschool field trip to a farm?

Knight of Nothing said...

I don't believe you have! I'll have to hear that story at some point.