I woke up late today. I drew a bath but the water was too hot. At breakfast I was out of milk for my coffee. A blizzard had begun by the time I walked to the bus stop. When I got to the stop I realized that I had missed my bus and I had to wait for the next one. I arrived at work only to discover that I forgotten my access badge. I won admittance into the building, trudged the stairs to my desk, and proceeded to lock myself out of my account, because I had neglected to change one of my passwords. When I finally got online, the first email I saw was from my boss, telling me and the rest of our team that everyone should be in the office on a week that I had requested off.
I think I'll move to Australia.