Monday, January 8, 2007

Bow Vine Whore Moans

I had a really interesting idea for a post this evening, but I got bogged down thinking of a clever title, and then I got side tracked by thinking about homonyms. I love homonyms. They are, of course, the essential ingredient to delivering a pun. Anyway, the whole of the essay has vanished for now, completely forgotten in the wake of my futile search for a witty word play.

So I'm left with this: the title of this particular rambling scrawl scarcely has a point, other than to illustrate how far afield one can go with homonyms: start with a cow's biochemistry and end up with one part nonsense and one part wailing ten dollar call-girl. I hope it titillated the readers anyway.

2 comments:

notaquestion said...

Dude, that's brilliant. My friend was suggesting a d&d monster "bow vine whore" I googled it, and found your blog, thanks for posting such udder brilliance.

Knight of Nothing said...

Hello there! Thanks for stopping by. I'm glad you enjoyed the post - your reply gave me a good chuckle. But my favorite part about it is that you found my blog because of D&D. I of course play D&D (doesn't every blogger?) but the post you found has absolutely nothing to do with the game. Genius.

Cheers!