The Hollandaise of Irony

"I think abstinence is... not realistic at all." - Bristol Palin, unwed teen mother and daughter of would-be vice-president and abstinence-only education advocate Sarah Palin. Speaking on FOX News! I could not have made up a thicker, richer, and more buttery ending to this sideshow.

Happy Hour Anyone?

A Routine Expedition (to apple.com/trailers)

For some reason, this really made me laugh.